Glancing at the title, I envision myself donning teacher’s robes and brandishing a cane at an old-fashioned chalkboard, before an audience of complete dunderheads. At least the “thwacking” of the cane, would (literally) emphasise my point and enhance its significance … the world over.
And so, my lecture is thus: Politeness is something you learn. And something you keep.
It’s something which certain people have lacked as of late, and it’s giving me a headache … (ironically, I’ve encountered too much politeness, and gives me the urge to sigh with ill-concealed frustration, whilst wondering if there could ever be a balance.)
If you want everything simple in life - you’re a moron. If you think life is simple – stick your head in a blender.
Nothing is simple, however if you have an “idea” and not afraid to voice it, then you’re alright kiddo. Life will reach out one metaphorical hand, whilst giving you non-patronising, symbolic pat on the back. Congratulations. You’ve figured it out. You’ve achieved the balance, and the world is your delicious oyster, oozing with possibilities.
Then it’s lesson over.
Class dismissed.
And so, my lecture is thus: Politeness is something you learn. And something you keep.
It’s something which certain people have lacked as of late, and it’s giving me a headache … (ironically, I’ve encountered too much politeness, and gives me the urge to sigh with ill-concealed frustration, whilst wondering if there could ever be a balance.)
If you want everything simple in life - you’re a moron. If you think life is simple – stick your head in a blender.
Nothing is simple, however if you have an “idea” and not afraid to voice it, then you’re alright kiddo. Life will reach out one metaphorical hand, whilst giving you non-patronising, symbolic pat on the back. Congratulations. You’ve figured it out. You’ve achieved the balance, and the world is your delicious oyster, oozing with possibilities.
Then it’s lesson over.
Class dismissed.